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P O S T C A R D S

PCTOY01
life's a bitch, oh no wait, that's you!

PCTOY02
I need a hug that results in wild sex

PCTOY03
You should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality

PCTOY04
I miss you, even when I'm not horny

PCTOY05
Life is too short to blend in

PCTOY06
I'm 99,9% sure I'm a Disney princess

PCTOY07
Age is irrelevant when you have style

PCTOY08
Wish you were beer!

PCTOY09
Lie about your age, it's the only thing left to do

PCTOY10
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do

PCTOY11
To the baddest bitch I know

PCTOY12
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands!

PCTOY13
You can't drink all day, if you don't start in the morning

PCTOY14
I'm sorry, which language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit

PCTOY15
I thought growing old would take longer

PCTOY16
You have a sick, twisted mind, do you want to be my friend?

PCTOY17
I wish I was as thin as my patience

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I don't have a short temper, I have a quick reaction to bullshit

PCTOY19
I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me

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You make me wish I had a middle finger
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