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AVAILABLE PRODUCTS
P O S T C A R D S
PCTOY01
life's a bitch, oh no wait, that's you!
PCTOY02
I need a hug that results in wild sex
PCTOY03
You should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality
PCTOY04
I miss you, even when I'm not horny
PCTOY05
Life is too short to blend in
PCTOY06
I'm 99,9% sure I'm a Disney princess
PCTOY07
Age is irrelevant when you have style
PCTOY08
Wish you were beer!
PCTOY09
Lie about your age, it's the only thing left to do
PCTOY10
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
PCTOY11
To the baddest bitch I know
PCTOY12
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands!
PCTOY13
You can't drink all day, if you don't start in the morning
PCTOY14
I'm sorry, which language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit
PCTOY15
I thought growing old would take longer
PCTOY16
You have a sick, twisted mind, do you want to be my friend?
PCTOY17
I wish I was as thin as my patience
PCTOY18
I don't have a short temper, I have a quick reaction to bullshit
PCTOY19
I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me
PCTOY20
You make me wish I had a middle finger
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